Робоча цитата дня

Вибачайте всі мої друзі не програмісти, але ця фраза по роботі вартує, аби її виставити на блог.

Автор -Андрій К. (пост погоджено з ним):
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Хай не всі напевно знають що якась зволоч перегнала Пилососника (Hoovers) в четверту вертикаль...
про відривання ніг то окреме питання ...

зараз я пересаджую того дятла на четверту вертикаль свого Надзвуковика (займе час) потім коли все зроблю поділюсь локальним пуперсоніком (щоб не паритись усім з деплойканням)
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А ще сьогодні я морально сатисфікований, витяжка з листа:
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Please take a look at the following email exchange by xxx and Roman L regarding multiple JIRA issue filings, that are very closely related, and linked together as one larger issue.

Quick Summary of the long emails below.

QA team failed all issues, feeling that each error is a separate bug in the product, and consequently provided the confrontational email exchange below...

xxx’s email message and tone is unacceptable given the nature of the issues in question, as well as our efforts in promoting a greater sense of teamwork, communication, and collaboration.

Issues that are this close in nature should be filed as a single issue, with the description or comment containing all information pertaining to each incorrect metric name. The amount of overhead in the creation, assignment, investigation, resolution, verification, and discussion of 7 additional issues is extremely large and highly inefficient.

These types of issue filings sparked my curiosity. After looking at the zzzz closed JIRA issues that were filed, 19.5% of those issues, yyy in total , did not require any type of code or document fix.

At an average of 2 hours in dev and QA time to file, investigate, triage, resolve, and verify --- the team wasted 454 hours during the release in just working with these issues.

454 hours = 2 people fulltime for nearly 1.5 months.
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Круто, еге ж?